Tucker Max: Assholes Finish First

Assholes Finish First


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The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire "New York Times "bestseller "Assholes Finish First," featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max. What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you ve got another bestselling book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, "Assholes Finish First" starts where "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" left off, then proceeds to some next-level shit. You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking: What s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets? What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does? At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole."

A gripping novel about a woman who sets out to find the father who left her years ago, and ends up discovering herself. (Music Sales America). Invaluable to students and professionals alike, this book covers all aspects of orchestral flute playing, including technical areas such as articulation and low solos as well as standard orchestral repertoire. The repertoire is explored in an interesting and informative way, featuring groups of orchestral extracts which are examined by technical features and difficulty. A huge collection of well-known and less familiar melodies from across the centuries is included, and a complete guide on approaching each one effectively. Book 1 covers composers A-P. Book 2 covers composers R-Z. "You look very confused when I say I'm just trying to help these lost souls make their way to Heaven," he said. "The reason you're confused is that you think I'm Assholes Finish First free ebook speaking metaphorically. Well, my dear friend, take it very literally. You see, I may have introduced myself as Asmodeus, but let me run off a few of my more well known aliases. Now, let's see, we have Mephistopheles, Beelzebub, Bafomet, Iblis, The Fallen One, Lucifer, The Morning Star, Lord of the Dark, The Devil, oh and my favorite; Satan." Face to face with Satan, Michael has awoken in the bowels of Hell with no memory of who he is, or why he has been damned. Hell, however, isn't what he expected. Rather than the fires of torment, he finds a hedonistic city of gambling, sex, murder and revenge. With the Devil as his guide, Michael embarks on a quest of self-discovery and self redemption. But will he get a second chance at salvation? And why is Satan helping him? Hellbound is a contemporary view of Hell, exploring today's idea of sin and religion, through witty dialogue and bursts of descriptive prose. Dark, funny and philosophical.


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Author: Tucker Max
Number of Pages: 416 pages
Published Date: 28 Sep 2010
Publisher: SIMON & SCHUSTER
Publication Country: New York, NY, United States
Language: English
ISBN: 9781416938743
Download Link: Click Here
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